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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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