i permit you to call me
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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