I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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