Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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