Sponge bath it is.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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