Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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