Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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