I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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