how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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