i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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