Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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