oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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