that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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