Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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