just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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