Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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