i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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