i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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