u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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