How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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