i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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