he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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