Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
