I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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