come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
