You made me cry and you don't even care
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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