i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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