That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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