apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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