normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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