he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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