WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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