Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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