i just wanna soil my oats bro
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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