so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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