I cockslap morals
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I think I am morally bankrupt
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
