i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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