We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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