Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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