Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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