this boner is exhausting
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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