He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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