when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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