Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
