I love black thongs
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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