You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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