Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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