I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't deserve a penis
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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