? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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