I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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