He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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