whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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